Wii Jokes

What do you call two Wii Us?

Wii W.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

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He gets thor arms!

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A wet one.

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

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What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!

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What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.