Wii Jokes

What do you call two Wii Us?

Wii W.

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What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

151 Jokes More 151 Jokes

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

What is the derivative of 151?

Poke(dx)

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What console does god use?

Praystation

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

What's a Mexican sound technician's favorite cereal?

AudiO's

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!