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Wii Jokes

What do you call two Wii Us?

Wii W.

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What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

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Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

Cripple Jokes More Cripple Jokes

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the French baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

What is the favorite number of French potheads?

80

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest