Wii W.
The Wii! (Oui)
Xenublade
12' noon in the cotton fields.
Getting out of the bed!
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
Deck the halls with boughs of free cash
Darth Jaeger
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.
Poke(dx)
So he always hits the green when he's driving.
Carry the Juan
Praystation
Cacawatches
AudiO's
Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.
Because he was knotty!