Wii W.
The Wii! (Oui)
Because the friar rises!
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"
Dolly.
A year in prison if there's any justice.
Boy, do we have issues!
He issues a royal pardon.
Sans Sheriff.
It takes longer to pick up
Coup coup
It was stuffed.
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
Escargot stolen.