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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!