Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!