Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

Bane Jokes More Bane Jokes

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!