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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!