Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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What is a religious gorilla called?

A monk-ey

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.