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Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

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Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Why doesn't China have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.