Why did the monks go to the casino?

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Why doesn't China have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.