Why did the monks go to the casino?

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.