Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

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Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet