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Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

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Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

Tibet Jokes More Tibet Jokes

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet