Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

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What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration?

Baaaah bye!

What's a wavelength's favorite animal?

A lamb, duh!