What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

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Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.