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What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

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Liver alone, cheese mine!

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What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

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A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.