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What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese?

Feta

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.