What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!