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What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!