What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What is a mouse's favorite record?

Please cheese me'!

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What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!