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What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

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What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.