What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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What's a monk's favorite kind of cheese?

Smoked Buddha.

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

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What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

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What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!