Cracker Jokes

Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

Who ate all the crackers?

Racist cannibal.

What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

I=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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