Cracker Jokes

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

Cracka-lackin

Prolly wanted a cracker!

Putin on the Ritz

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

Putin on the Ritz.

Because he went crackers.

Because they were stale, matey!

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

You feeling salty bro

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Empty ones ()

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

Putin on the Ritz

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Is there a dog?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

Intimidating others.

He didn't see the ewe turn.

They both Quackle!

Cracker Jokes

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