Cracker Jokes

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

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What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

Who ate all the crackers?

Racist cannibal.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Intimidate Jokes More Intimidate Jokes

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.