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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why should you leery of stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

House Fire Jokes More House Fire Jokes

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!