What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

House Fire Jokes More House Fire Jokes

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.