What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

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What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.