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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking