Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.
He wasn't a charitable guy
Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down
Because he was sitting on the deck!
He sat in his own pew.
Sing the nation anthem they will sit down
A naughty bus
Couches
That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!
Because it's made out of vibranium.
Aisle B - Back.
He has an Asgard...
When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.
Pati 'O' Furniture
A policeman doing his duty!
They are sitting on their lips!
A nervous wreck.
A pat on the head.
Elton's John
They'll tell you.
Polaroids! I'm so bored...
Paddy o' furniture
In the toilet.
Beethoven's last movement.
You flip it upside down.
It doesn't sit well.
A redditor.
A naughty strawberry
Polaroids
They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.
Polar-oids
The Incredible Sulk!
A precipuss.
The purr-rimiter.
Sits down and works it out with a pencil.
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
Christopher Sitten
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
Because they're too poor to afford chairs.
Incase onion rings
Someone told her drinks were on the house.
The NBA
The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.
Polaroids.
Lettuce, pray.
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
Patty O'Furniture
Its Tricerabottom.
A nervous wreck!
On The Wire.
Paddy O'Furniture
Annette.
A roamin' numeral.
A very very big spider!
Cher!
A wiggle wyrm.
Russell.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!
Altha'or syzygena
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Wall-sits.
Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.
DaVinci
Putin on the Ritz
The bogeyman.
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
Sat down!
A drowning epileptic.
A baby with its hand in the power socket.
Dad dad look what marma-laid'!
Short John Silver!
RUFF!
Bolt upright.
Branch Manager
Me: I peed my pants.
Because they don't have chairs.
The incredible Sulk.
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!
A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line
Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes
Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.
A Perch!
A caterpillar
I don't know.
She had a ball
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.
They sit eggsaminations!
Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
Patio furniture.
Tetris
Then just sit there for 5 years.
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
She fell out of the tree.
A dogwood
A cheetah!
Alligator for her birthday was a card!
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
Courtney.
Because they always draw a cardigan.
On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.
Christina Ricci.
Who cares? It's a relephant.
Because they always blow their trunks off!
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Because it was two tired.
Play ball.
