He wasn't a charitable guy
Because he was sitting on the deck!
He sat in his own pew.
A naughty bus
Couches
Aisle B - Back.
A policeman doing his duty!
A nervous wreck.
A pat on the head.
Elton's John
They'll tell you.
Paddy o' furniture
In the toilet.
Beethoven's last movement.
You flip it upside down.
It doesn't sit well.
A redditor.
A naughty strawberry
They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.
Polar-oids
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
The Incredible Sulk!
A precipuss.
The purr-rimiter.
Sits down and works it out with a pencil.
Paddy O'furniture
Christopher Sitten
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
Because they're too poor to afford chairs.
Incase onion rings
Someone told her drinks were on the house.
The NBA
Polaroids.
Lettuce, pray.
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
Patty O'Furniture
Its Tricerabottom.
A nervous wreck!
On The Wire.
Annette.
A roamin' numeral.
A very very big spider!
Cher!
A wiggle wyrm.
Russell.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Wall-sits.
Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.
DaVinci
Putin on the Ritz
The bogeyman.
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
Sat down!
Dad dad look what marma-laid'!
Short John Silver!
RUFF!
Bolt upright.
Branch Manager
Me: I peed my pants.
Because they don't have chairs.
The incredible Sulk.
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!
Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line
A Perch!
A caterpillar
I don't know.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
They sit eggsaminations!
Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
Patio furniture.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
Tetris
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
In the *pew*.
Ruff
A dog.
A baby with burst armbands.
Miss most of the film!
It wanted to play squash.
In a moooo-tel.
A. Polaroids.
Spring time.
Because there is no driver up there.
A flat note.
He grew up to be a bellhop!
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
He's just there so he won't get slimed.
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
Becka the bus is the best place to sit!
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
A flat mate.
Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
A Snowman.
It was a cup draw!
Because it's covered with horsehide!
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
About three inches.
A baseball team
Woofleball
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
A polo bear!
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
Because the white balance was off on the camera.
Oh secant, you say
Play the national anthem
