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What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

Cher Jokes More Cher Jokes

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.