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What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Cher Jokes More Cher Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!