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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!

What do you do with a green ghoul?

Wait until it ripens.

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What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!