What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.