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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

Disney World Jokes More Disney World Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

30 Second Jokes More 30 Second Jokes

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

30 Second Ride Jokes More 30 Second Ride Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

2 Hour Jokes More 2 Hour Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.