What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is womens soccer so rare?

Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

Disney World Jokes More Disney World Jokes

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

30 Second Jokes More 30 Second Jokes

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

2 Hour Jokes More 2 Hour Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!