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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

Disney World Jokes More Disney World Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

30 Second Jokes More 30 Second Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

30 Second Ride Jokes More 30 Second Ride Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

2 Hour Jokes More 2 Hour Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"