How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

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How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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