How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

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How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight