How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

How recognize a blonde's computer?

There is correction fluid on screen.

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What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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