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How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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How recognize a blonde's computer?

There is correction fluid on screen.

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

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How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight