How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

30 Second Jokes More 30 Second Jokes

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.