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How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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