What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!

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What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.