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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.