What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

How would you best describe him?

Me: He looks like a miniature cat

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad