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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Chicken Caesar Jokes More Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!