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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

Chicken Caesar Jokes More Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.