What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

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Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.