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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad