What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Why did the chicken fall in the well?

He couldn't see that well.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

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What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

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What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing