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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Chicken Caesar Jokes More Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!