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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.