What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.