Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.