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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

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Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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Tony.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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In square feet.

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!