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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What did Thomas Jefferson grow?

Old.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

How can that be?

I am an adult, I have adult knees.

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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Where do adolescent gangsters go?

The childhood