Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

What did Thomas Jefferson grow?

Old.

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How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.