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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.