It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Because he just watched his mom get plowed.
His mom was in a jam.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Because it'd Krampus style.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Because it just makes me falafel.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
7 tees, 30 eggs
Myth-conception
She gives birth to a son.
It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'
Giving the pope an errection
