It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
You tell your mom you're Sikh.
Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
They have a good sense of aqueous humor.
Because they were stale, matey!
Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.
Because it had too many threads.
Myth-conception
A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old
You'd spill your drink.
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
