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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

How can that be?

I am an adult, I have adult knees.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!