It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
They both got nailed
They have the gift of tongues...
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
Because Intel Inside.
He could really get into the vaultz.
They're investing in wheel estate.
He wanted to buy stock options.
De-calf
It is now a parent.
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?
Kidneys.
And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'
