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What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

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What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

What's a clowns favorite thing to do?

Children

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What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.