Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.