Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Who run da world?

Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why was the scalar depressed?

Because he had no direction.

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.