Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
They lost their reservations.
His customers lost interest in him.
It has a recognizable gait
If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
From the looks of it, your dad won
Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!
Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.
Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
Because they philos all the time!
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions
Terminal velocity.
