Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Now we just have to call him Dav.
You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
Netflix and chill.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.
The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
A small medium at large
Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
Vector Hugo.
You just saw me walk into a closed door.
