Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Because they lost their 2 best shooters
He went to the second-hand shop.
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.
You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)
The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.
The Philosophers Stoned
At the Schopenhauer.
Wong Wei
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
