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What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."