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What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

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Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.