What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

Under a-rest.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

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What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.