What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Warrant Jokes More Warrant Jokes

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."