What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

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What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.