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What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."