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Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Torque Jokes More Torque Jokes

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

What dance moves do physicists do?

The torque

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

Car Engine Jokes More Car Engine Jokes

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio