Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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What dance moves do physicists do?

The torque

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

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Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Car Engine Jokes More Car Engine Jokes

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap