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Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

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What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

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With parts unknown.

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What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

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Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap