Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

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How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

Me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

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Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

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What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio