What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

GeSTAHPo!

What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial