What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

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How many elves does a German santa have?

Elf.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

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What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!