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What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

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What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

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What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)