Kind Jokes

A plain bagel.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

A Rolls-Royce.

Plymouth Rock

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

An obliga-tree.

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Toilet trees.

They're huge metal fans.

Shoepremacy.

Battered shrimp.

A shotgun mic!

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Astro-knots.

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Denim Denim. Denim

Rated movies.

The Moo York Times

FINNISH HYMN!

It's a beta blocker

Cottage cheese.

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

A Christler.

Make it Tso's Number One.

The Spanish Inquisition.

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

Fruit of the tomb

One that gets you an oscar

A degree in law.

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

Because they use extra hops

In-ya-window

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

A Li-ion battery.

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

Hypertrophy!

Natalie Wood.

Neck-romance-y.

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

Denim, denim, denim.

Medium Pizzas

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

An Oncologist

None because they go barefoot.

A La-Barad-dr

A GHETTOrade

An anti-hissy-tamine.

Spring water

French press

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

A low-key person

Denim denim denim!

Denim denim denim

A "shhh"nauzer

A Mini Golf.

Build a house next to it.

A shellocopter. damn homies

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

Because he looked pretty seedy!

Cruising on a clipper.

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

They go by octobus.

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Bidet, mate.

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Kind Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

Your Age Is Only Math

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

What kind of cologne applies itself?

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

What kind of car does a cat drive?

What kind of tree is a must?

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

What kind of math can you do with light?

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

What kind of girls date firefighters?

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Birthday State of Mind

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

What kind of mic did Kurt Cobain use?

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

What kind of knots only exist in space?

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

What kind of animal can record video?

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

What kind of tree has the best bark?

What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

What kind of dog should you get a Spanish speaker?

What kind of bird does not make babies?

What kind of tree likes a high five?

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

What kind of wolf never runs?

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

What kind of fun do priests have?

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

What kind of cheese gives out money?

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

What kind of bear is best?

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

What kind of bees get you high?

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

What kind of computer can also sing?

What kind of operating system do horses use?

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

What kind of eel is this?

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

What kind of wood doesn't float?

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

What kind of food can you color with?