Kind Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

Culosis.

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

PokMongoDB

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What kind of dog should you get a Spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry!

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

What kind of haircut does the black judge have?

Jury Curls

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

Oink

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

Twerkins

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

Plain Bagel Jokes More Plain Bagel Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What do you call a bagel that can fly?

A plain bagel.

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.