A plain bagel.
A Rolls-Royce.
Plymouth Rock
Elon Musk
Sneakers.
It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.
A hot dog
A Cadillac.
An obliga-tree.
A Dead End.
He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.
Dad jokes.
Decom-pose.
Toilet trees.
Culosis.
Refractions
Tenants.
Hose.
A sturgeon.
They're huge metal fans.
Carry OK
Shoepremacy.
Weeding
Battered shrimp.
A shotgun mic!
Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.
Astro-knots.
Shartonnay
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
A mushroom.
Denim Denim. Denim
Edam.
A dogwood
PokMongoDB
Mosqui-toes
Rated movies.
An Ex-Man.
The Moo York Times
Euca-lipton
FINNISH HYMN!
A toy-
It's a beta blocker
Cottage cheese.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
A spaniel.
A swallow
A palm tree
A Christler.
An acrobat.
Steppenwolf
A Toy-Yoda
Nun
Make it Tso's Number One.
Crossfit
The Spanish Inquisition.
Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:
Fruit of the tomb
One that gets you an oscar
A degree in law.
Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that
Because they use extra hops
17/38
In-ya-window
A Dell.
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
A Li-ion battery.
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
Hypertrophy!
Natalie Wood.
Neck-romance-y.
A Biplane.
Rib-bed
Mascarpone
A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5
Denim, denim, denim.
Two plains.
Arrr'n'B
Cashews.
Medium Pizzas
Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)
Pop music.
An Oncologist
None because they go barefoot.
A La-Barad-dr
Mabul cake.
A Dell
2 Na!
2 na
A GHETTOrade
Reality.
An anti-hissy-tamine.
Spring water
French press
Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!
Jury Curls
A low-key person
Denim denim denim!
Denim denim denim
A "shhh"nauzer
A Mini Golf.
Build a house next to it.
A shellocopter. damn homies
Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.
Because he looked pretty seedy!
Cruising on a clipper.
She got tired of all that Cruise control.
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
A manual.
They go by octobus.
WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels
Bidet, mate.
Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.
You know you need a psychiatrist!