Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

What are we going to do when we see it?

She asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

Ghostbuster Jokes More Ghostbuster Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.