Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

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What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!

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What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

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Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams