Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife over the bridge?

Tequila

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

Ghostbuster Jokes More Ghostbuster Jokes

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; Avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.