Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

Ghostbuster Jokes More Ghostbuster Jokes

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.