Stream Jokes

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams