What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

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What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

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What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One,......A Greek will screw anything!

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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How do boats apologise?

S ry!

What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

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Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.