What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on to a boat?

You Pokémon

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.