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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Who's there! Cicero! Cicero who?

Cicero the boat ashore!

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.