What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

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Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

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Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

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Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams