What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

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Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

What Greek letter is always sad?

Psi...

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The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

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Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

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He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...