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What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.