What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.