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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!