What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.