What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

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What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.