What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

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What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!