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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet