What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

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What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.