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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.