What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.