What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine