What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

Why do groups of cows not like new music releases?

Because they've herd it all before

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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What sound does a street sweeper make?

Broom Broom

What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician?

Log log log log log log log log log...

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

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What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?

A dear steer!

What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?

Cow chow!