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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?

A charmer farmer!

What's a moo hoo for a young calf?

A new moo!