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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Turkey make?

Coup coup

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer?

A woolly bully!