What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer?

A woolly bully!

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!