What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?

A cattle battle!