What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?

Cow chow!

What's a moo hoo for a young calf?

A new moo!