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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the world's most religious fish?

The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this.

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?

A dear steer!