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Moo Hoo Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What's a moo hoo for a young calf?

A new moo!

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?

A dear steer!

What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer?

A woolly bully!

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?

A charmer farmer!

What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?

Cow chow!

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?

A cattle battle!