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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?

Beacause a little water ends both of them!

What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer?

A woolly bully!