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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?

Cow chow!

What's a moo hoo for a young calf?

A new moo!