How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.