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How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.

Beekeeper Jokes More Beekeeper Jokes

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists