How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

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Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch, gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

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How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!