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How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

What are the "White Walkers" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode?

Chilling.

Beekeeper Jokes More Beekeeper Jokes

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.