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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.