What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

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TAKBEER!

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I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

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Because they're STONERS!

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Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

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It had a reptile dysfunction!

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.