What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

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What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

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What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.