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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.