Reptile Jokes

An alligatorus

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

A segreGATOR

An Insti-Gator

The insti-gator.

An investigator.

A navi-gator!

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

A reptile dysfunction

A reptile dysfunction.

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

He had him newt-ered.

Because he couldn't Bear children.

An eggnogstic

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

A retail store.

He got crped out.

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

A boeing constrictor

With love and hisses.

Reptile Jokes

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What's the coldest type of reptile?

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

What did the lizard get at home depot?

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

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What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

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