Reptile Jokes

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

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What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

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