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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!