What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

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What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator