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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

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What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.