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What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

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What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR