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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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How often do I see alligators?

Ocajunally

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.