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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

What was the name of the heaviest man in China?

Won ton

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What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....