What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

Which alligator lives in the Arctic?

The refridgegator.

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.