What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

7 Year Old Jokes More 7 Year Old Jokes

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)