What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

Which alligator lives in the Arctic?

The refridgegator.

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)