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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

7 Year Old Jokes More 7 Year Old Jokes

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)