What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate?

Always thought you was a bit spineless.

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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Who races the most?

The rasit!

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Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.