Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

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What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out