Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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A marine biologist.

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Why did the scarecrow get the Nobel Prize?

He was out standing in his field.

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Because he was outstanding in his field

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.