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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

Handsfree

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did the scarecrow get the Nobel Prize?

He was out standing in his field.

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.