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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

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Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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I, 4-1, know we won't win.

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They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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Kelvin Klein

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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a Nobel Prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

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The No-Bell prize.

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!