Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?

He was out standing in his field

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.