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What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.