What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.