What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove