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What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!