What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

Because seven days makes a whole week.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

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Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

It matches their mustaches.

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers