What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver