What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.