Brake Jokes

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.