How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.