How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!