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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

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What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!