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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!