Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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