Ambulance Jokes

What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

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What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

What did one black guy say to another black guy?

We're both black guys.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What was Nero's favorite kind of sandwich?

A Plebeian J

Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Ghetto Jokes More Ghetto Jokes

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital?

An Ambulance Armstrong