Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does?

Oranges.

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket.

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

Umpire Jokes More Umpire Jokes

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Wii U Jokes More Wii U Jokes

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

What's a policeman's favorite gaming console?

Wii-U, Wii-U, Wii-U!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.