Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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Watch the Parking son.

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What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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The ground!

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Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.