Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

Journalist Jokes More Journalist Jokes

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches?

Wi' jam in

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!