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What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

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Why is 4840 square yards like a bad tooth?

Because it is an acre.

What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.