What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

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How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Bad Tooth Jokes More Bad Tooth Jokes

What deity has the worst teeth?

Tartarus

Why is 4840 square yards like a bad tooth?

Because it is an acre.