What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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What deity has the worst teeth?

Tartarus

What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.