What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What did the lawyer say after the short trial?

That was a brief case.

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What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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What do you call a black lesbian in the workplace?

A lawsuit in a pantsuit.

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist