What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!