What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!