What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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Why do some people call it a "tuna-fish" sandwich?

It's not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.