Lawsuits.
Sears.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.
Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit The tame way.
Rep-tiles.
Deceased and desist