What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work?

A futility knife.

Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.

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Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits