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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

Why are you wearing?

Existentialist reporter on the red carpet

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Law Suit Jokes More Law Suit Jokes

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits