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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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Who's there! Althea! Althea who?

Althea in court!

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court