What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.