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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

Law Suit Jokes More Law Suit Jokes

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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Who's there! Althea! Althea who?

Althea in court!

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.