Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure