Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
A flat minor.
I'm just here so I don't get find.
S*pine* trees!
Over-dressed!
A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
Peer pressure