Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican in Italy?

A pastafarian.

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto