Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Who is that walking up my driveway?

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.